| You could probably say I'm difficult; |
| I probably talk too much. |
| I overanalyze and overthink things. |
| Yes, it's a nasty crutch. |
| I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking |
| So that I can. |
| Concerning two-way streets, I have to say |
| That I am not a fan. |
| But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet, |
| From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet. |
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| So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime, |
| And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
| You could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
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| Half of the time I think I'm in some movie. |
| I play the underdog, of course. |
| I wonder who they'll get to play me; |
| Maybe they could dig up Richard Burton's corpse. |
| I am not who you think I am. |
| I am quite angry, which I barely can conceal. |
| You think I hate myself; it's you I hate, |
| Because you have the nerve to make me feel. |
| But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet, |
| From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet. |
| So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime, |
| And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
| You could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
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| I should have practiced my scales, |
| I should not be attracted to males, |
| But you said that I should learn to love myself. |
| Make up your mind, Doctor Frankenstein. |
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| I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet, |
| From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet. |
| So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime, |
| And on't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
| You could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
| 'Cause I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet |
| From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet. |
| So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime, |
| And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time. |
| You could be laughing 63% more of the time. |
| You could be laughing 25% more of the time. |
